Thursday, August 14, 2008
Come on Parkie!
I think I will take advantage of the fact that we live so close to the Grand Coulee Dam. Lets be honest, the Washington's deserve a little kick back from the dam building deal. AND, since I married into the family, I think I have certain privileges. In particular, I am thinking about plugging directly into the power that is generated. I only need one of the generators I think. My biggest issue, I think, is how do I get the full unadulterated power 70 miles. I understand there would be some energy loss if I were to use an extension cord from Home Depot. Plus, they might love me for buying 70 miles of cord, but I think there is a better way. Maybe I could just splice line off one of these high tension wires, but again, I don't want diluted energy. So, however I get it here, what I need to do then is construct some sort of snare/trip wire around the kitchen garbage can, and outdoor garbage lid, the table top, and counter top. This should rid me of the nuisance, in a clean and effective manner. So far nothing else has worked. I would imagine there would not even be any thing to clean up afterward. OK, so some may start pointing the finger in my direction, asking what is wrong with me. But I simply cannot understand how she has the audacity to think getting away with getting in the garbage is OK.
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Hoping for 40 acres & a mule as well?? What or whom is the nusiance/she??
yes, if wishes were fishes the sea would be full of them. ...um, wait, the sea is full of fishes! What does that phrase mean anyway?
Yeah, Sarah was digging in garbage again, and right after taking food off the table. The nerve, I know! Its been hard keeping her off the counters as well. But we have been working on it, as this has not been the only time.
Or better yet, Rileigh... yeah, I need to vaporize Rileigh. No wait, that would be too expensive, she just told me so, and it will hurt.
this does not make any sense. I wonder who I am talking about.
I've got it! I must have quoted a song! that always works right? When words I put down don't make any sense it must mean they are from a song!
Rileigh and Sarah should stay out of the trash, the fear of botulism alone should deter them.
you would think germs would keep them away, so you can see my frustration, and why I have turned to extreme (and EXPENSIVE!) measures. BTW, Have you ever priced 70 miles of extension cord? highway robery! ...AND you would think the Grant Co. PUD would be a little more accomodating under the circumstances. psshh! some people!
I'm still not certain what the mule will do in this scenario. Maybe help me lay out the extension cord. As for the 40, well that was taken ...I mean used, already when the dam was built.
But if you mean by that phrase that I am expecting to be given something, then you got me all wrong. I'm paying for the cord here! I'll plug it in myself. I just think that they should give me access.
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